^cuz Kazakhstan greatest country in the world...
...All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium...
...Other countries have inferior potassium.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region...
...Except of course for Turkmenistan’s.
Kazakhstan industry best in world...
...We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan...
...They very nosey people with bone in their brain.!
Im actually happy for Kazakhstan, maybe SW will fix all the damage made by Borat

.. cuz Kazakhistan best tourism in the world!