...and thus was accomplished Gen's hard-fought quest to convert everyone in TH into Tiesto-hating PsyTrancers.
*rounds of applause*
*cameras flashing*
*Gen taking the stage*
Gen: "Thank you Dio for the lovely intro (and that sensual foot massage). Truly, when I first set out on a mission to conquer this online community, my expectations were bottom-low but my hopes were sky-high. I knew that inside each gay melodic lover lied a hardcore psychedelic beast, but unleashing that beast from the boundaries of Uplifting Trance was no walk in the park, especially with homo-SamEr constantly feeding the masses with the latest cheesy releases, and queery-Dio (who by the way gives great head) brain-washing all his readers with his reviews through his psychology tricks that he picked up at college. On some nights I felt like giving it all up, notably after burgerfaced-Johnny pulled out his first Trance gig without even a touch of Goa in it, but on one night, precisely after readin Dio's heroic encounter with the savage predator some innocently call a "roach" (and the sado-mazo animal sex we then had throughout the night), I felt that deep down within the dark abysses of these young men's souls lied a genuine psy-potential, one that is craving to be exploited, like a horny cat during mating season (or like zizi during, well, every single day!). It was then that I received my motivation boost, and started hammering those reviews like a madman, followed by the wicked Infected Mushroom review, and last but not least exposing Japanese candy-ravers in their biggest homosexual orgy to date - Red & Wicked Vision. I tell you, I've never seen the TH lads with bigger boners - and thus my psy-baptism was complete! Thank you."
*more rounds of applause*
*e-sam flashes Gen*
*bxtreme yells out "boOo0oOobies$s!"*
*Kenny dies*
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