Which South Park is this scene from?

by **Genesis** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:03 pm

*3rd grade kids in the class singing*

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker
You're a dirty ball sucker, uncle fucker

Mr. Garrison walks in and everyone shuts up.

Mr. Hat: Ok children, take your seats. We have a lot to learn today.
Mr. Garrison: We sure do Mr. Hat. Ok, children let's start the day with a few
Math problems. What is 5 x 2?

*silence in the room*

Mr. Garrison: Come on children, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot.

*Clyde raises his hand*

Mr. Garrison: Yes, Clyde.
Clyde: 12
Mr. Garrison: Ok, now let's try to get an answer from someone who is not
a complete retard... Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.
Kyle in a girly voice: I think I know the answer Mr. Garrison.

*Cartman mimics Kyle*

Kyle: Shut up fat boy.
Cartman: Ey! Don't call me fat you fucking jew!
Mr Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the F-word?!
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No. He's talking about 'fuck'. You can't say fuck in fucking school you
fucking fat arse!
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said fuck again.
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: Fuck
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big fucking deal? It doesn't hurt any one... fuck
fuckily fuck fuck fuck..
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?

*all the kids look stunned and shocked*

Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?!
Cartman says regretfully: oh, oh am sorry.. am sorry.. actually what I
wanted to say was: *bends over to get an amplifier from under the desk
then says*

'HOW WOULD YOU LIKE, TO SUCK MY BAAAALLLLLSSSS, Mr Garrison?'

Winner gets a prize. This is one classic scene.

by **Proof** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:06 pm

Its from South Park's movie. With Saddam & the satan.

South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)

*Looks impatiently for a gift to appear under his christmas tree*

by **Genesis** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:10 pm

^ you're a hindu.... Jesus is like... just some random guy to you....
no christmas for you, Apu!!!!

your answer is invalid.

by **Proof** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:15 pm

Ok fine, send me something ... jeebus!

by **Genesis** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:21 pm

Naaaaa... you gotta be a scientologist to meet the standards, and believe in
engrams and that humans are not happy because a king from another
planet dumbed his prisoners from his planet on Earth to clean his own planet
(more like what the british did with australia) and therefore, their spirits
penetrated the human body and caused its unhappiness.

....and you wonder what the hell is wrong with Tom Cruise.

by **Proof** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:46 pm

In those words you wrote above, did you write anything about a 'gift'?

by **Genesis** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:53 pm

read between the lines... :mrgreen:

(sucker)

by **TranceFusion** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:12 pm

by **A-Cube** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:54 pm

by **Genesis** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:26 am

by **A-Cube** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:35 am

Timmay???

Timmay!!!

Timmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy!!!!

Timmay Timmay Timmay!!!

Timmaaaaaaaayyyy!!!!

by **Genesis** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:09 am

Wow.. wa wa wa what a great audience!

by **Icepick** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:39 am

looooool!!!! yeah its the Bigger Longer and Uncut version of the movie!!!

by **DIONYSOS** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:26 pm

That was way too easy to be worth a prize dude...

Now if the prize is an inflatable plastic swimming pool, don't forget to bring a towel! When you get of the water you need to dry off right away to avoid catching a cold, that's why Towelie says: don't forget to bring a towel!

by **rob** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:19 pm

^ur a towel...

Which South Park is this scene from?

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