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Postby Night Stalker » Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:39 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_n5JWzj ... re=related

one of my all time favorites THE COOKOUT!!

"THIS AIN'T THE MOTHERFUCKING FLINSTONES GUSS" LOOOOL

"THEN MY AUNT BUNNY FALLS OFF THE STEPS" ONE OF BEST PEICES OF COMEDY EVER!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSZJJc3T ... re=related

"damn you got me, my MOUTH WAS OPEN!" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
"grab your little brother sit on his head and fart" HAHAHAHHA
" AND G I JOE GOT STUCK, AND GI JOE GOT STUCK, AND THEN A BIG BROWN SHARK CAME!!" LOOOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSZJJc3T ... re=related




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts4sEBb2 ... re=related
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its about time to set the BPM ON FIRE.....

"It wasn't God that did this to us man, it was you... you fucking fat narcotics agent!"

Have you watched: "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas on WEED man?"
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Postby DIONYSOS » Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:13 pm

The first one ain't all that but the second one's hilar! The third I know from RAW which I recommend to everyone! Probably my second favorite piece of stand up after Robin Williams @ Broadway...
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Postby DonSerj » Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:26 pm

Btefhamle rase Night Stalker :P
Raw is the best stand up I've ever watched! Eddie Rocks!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA65N1MF ... re=related
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Postby Night Stalker » Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:55 pm

DIONYSOS wrote:The first one ain't all that but the second one's hilar! The third I know from RAW which I recommend to everyone! Probably my second favorite piece of stand up after Robin Williams @ Broadway...


yeah RAW is definately up there with the best :)

second one i'm featuring is another legend!!

say hello to the almighty DAVE CHAPPELLE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeXVZhQo ... re=related

"if i cum man its right on time!".
"every straight man has a rule, its one dick per fantacy!"
"i looked at the clock it was 2:43 i said GOD DAMN" looool so true about mushrooms, the ultimate trip.

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"It wasn't God that did this to us man, it was you... you fucking fat narcotics agent!"

Have you watched: "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas on WEED man?"
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Postby samlbronkowitz » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:19 am

I learned English from watching Eddie Murphy i shit you not!!!
I knew every word to delirious as I had it on CASSETTE tape and used to play my walkman in class (circa 1987). THe cookout is the best.

but even better is his imitation of his drunk father singing in RAW. "I KNOW YOU WANNA LEAVE ME...but I refuse to let you go LILIAN" way to bring a smile to my face this friday morning!
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Postby samlbronkowitz » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:19 am

I learned English from watching Eddie Murphy i shit you not!!!
I knew every word to delirious as I had it on CASSETTE tape and used to play my walkman in class (circa 1987). THe cookout is the best.

but even better is his imitation of his drunk father singing in RAW. "I KNOW YOU WANNA LEAVE ME...but I refuse to let you go LILIAN" way to bring a smile to my face this friday morning!
Are you ready to go on a musical trip with me, through love...happiness...music....AND PARTY TIME?



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Postby DIONYSOS » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:23 am

^HAHAHA!!! DRUNK DAD IN RAW IS CLAAASSIIIC!!!
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Postby Night Stalker » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:57 am

samlbronkowitz wrote:I learned English from watching Eddie Murphy i shit you not!!!
I knew every word to delirious as I had it on CASSETTE tape and used to play my walkman in class (circa 1987). THe cookout is the best.

but even better is his imitation of his drunk father singing in RAW. "I KNOW YOU WANNA LEAVE ME...but I refuse to let you go LILIAN" way to bring a smile to my face this friday morning!


oh dear, that is why bronkos i always thought u will have my babies, the masses need some brain steriods to realize the cookout is a classic!

i will be comming soon to your neck of the woods... and "I HAVE A DREAM" martin luther king style... i will see you genesis and dio (genesis+dio is like light and darkness) plus my special request Esam at the time being lol.

anyways, ya "shramee6" lol... listen to your elders...and if u don't realize that EDDIE MURPHIE IS THE MICHEAL JACKSON OF COMEDY, U DESERVE TO BE SHOT TO DEATH!
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Postby samlbronkowitz » Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:04 am

^WHAT THE FUCK IS GUNYGOOGOO GUSS????
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Postby Night Stalker » Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:10 am

samlbronkowitz wrote:^WHAT THE FUCK IS GUNYGOOGOO GUSS????


IT'S SPANISH!! LOOOOOOOOOOL
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Postby PHAiL » Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:41 pm

I has the DVDsssssss!!! and they roxx !! :D
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Postby Night Stalker » Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:38 pm

this dude is relatively new, but he took america by storm..... absolute world class!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qlNEmpxQxI



"and the last place you wanna be in a motherfucking foot race is behind the mother fucker with no feet!"

TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK

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Postby samlbronkowitz » Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:09 pm

IT AIN'T NO FUCKING PHANTOM...ITS A CHRYSLER 3O0!!!!!

we should hang out NS
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